After leaving the farm Lexie told Paul a list of the things that are different in her life since leaving the farm....here are a few of them...

I WEAR SHOES EVERY DAY
I WEAR A SHIRT EVERY DAY
I NEVER GO TO SLEEP SALTY, SANDY, OR IN A JUNGLE
i AM COLD OFTEN
I RUN OUT OF BASIL AND LEMONS AND KALE
...I SWIM NEVER
I OPEN COCONUTS WITH DULL KITCHEN KNIVES INSTEAD OF MACHETES
I MAKE PIZZA AND EAT THE WHOLE THING MYSELF
I HEAR SLIDE GUITAR NEVER
I HANG OUT WITH CATS OR MONGOOSE NEVER
I GET JUDGED WHEN USING THE WORD "ENERGY" AND "VIBE" AND "SPIRIT" OFTEN
I USE NEITHER A CITRUS COMPOST NOR REGULAR COMPOST (SORRY)
WINDOWS ARE OFTEN CLOSED AND WALLS ARE NOT MADE OF SCREEN
I SHOWER INDOORS (NOT TOO OFTEN)
I WEAR NO SEASHELLS IN MY HAIR
I EAT GUAVA AND LILIKOI NEVER
I PAY $8 FOR A SMOOTHIE
NO ONE STOCKS MY KITCHEN AT COSTCO
BIKINIS DO NOT PLAY AN INTEGRAL ROLE IN MY WARDROBE
I HAVE NO CLUE WHATS GOING ON IN LOTR
I SEE TIM TAMS IN THE GROCERY STORE AND PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND WHY IM EXCITED
I HITCHHIKE NEVER
I CANT FIND CARLO ROSSI ANYWHERE
I SEE THE SUNRISE NEVER
WEDNESDAYS ARE JUST WEDNESDAYS

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